Invigilators

Come examination hall and the first creatures that greet you are our good ol' invigilators.No matter how hard you try these blokes do something or the other to catch your attention.Since I had no other work during my three hour ordeal, better known as exams, after all the bird watching I came up with a small list of the types of these bizarre creatures. Continue reading to know more :-

The Idiots:-My obsession with this word continues as far as I can say.They are a league apart.You just can't beat them at stupidity.Wonder how they end up as an invigilators anyway!Students copy right under there nose, paper bits splashed all over there desk,with their heads turned around.Think of a way you can possibly copy and I assure you, you can.After all why fear when they are here :)

The Chatterboxes:-You simply cannot keep them quiet.I really mean this.They keep blabbering.They go blah blah telling you how to sit, stand, not to turn around, not to yawn!
Some even tell you how to write your name.What rubbish!And when they are not giving us instructions, they are busy chatting with the other invigilators about their brand new Saree!
Ma'am, we all know that you are trying to do your duty, we also know that you are trying to flaunt your brand new silk Saree.Well how about trying this new game..."Shut up!".
And people ask us, the poor old student community the reason of failing.There you go, apart from not studying I bet this is the next biggest reason.If they don't shut up, how the heck are we to listen to the people sitting in front!Have some common sense and for God's sake..Shut up!

The 007s : - Now these are another breed of irritating species.They get suspicious at every movement that you make.They stare at you for every single movement of muscle you make.And if you have the habit of dropping of a thing or two while writing your exam.You are dead!They search you from left to right, top to bottom, search your pockets inside out.Some time waste to say the least.And if you happen to be like one of my friend who has an obsession for carrying things like old question papers, Sim cards, mess bills, apart from lollipops and and age old notes containing weird phone numbers, then trust me, you are in for a roller coaster ride!
The ones belonging to this type are going to grill you as if you were hiding a hand grenade up your back pocket.There is no use trying to explain them, because they are literal egg heads.Thank God, I didn't get caught by one of them ;-)

The Yamdoots : -Well, these are the usual calm guys.They don't speak much.Its just because they mean business.They are literal yamdoots, take the hell out of you and your exams.Their prying eyes catch hold of the slightest mischiefs you do in the exam.Trust me guys, you don't wanna cross ways with them.If you get caught by them, you're history.The only expression they give is "Better luck next sem!".Watch out!

The "Ones" : - Well, being in NIT I have become way too obsessed with this rare kind. I don't wanna exaggerate about this kind much.Don't wanna raise any more eyebrows.I'll just sign off with..They literally give us a reason to go to the exam hall.Three hours of dreamland..Hold me before I go off again!

Well thats all all for now.Keep visiting me for more stuff!

Library- O- library show me what ye got!

Come exam season and the one thing that freaks me out more than deprived sleep is going to the library!
I have never been to that kind of place ever in my life and now I'm having to go there everyday.Maaan...its making me sick!

Sitting there in those meshed chairs can really take a big toll on..well how do I re frame this in a subtle way..Oh yeah..A big toll on your ability to sit comfortably :D

All this time I was in library I did EVERYTHING except studying.While I was not day dreaming, I got really inquisitive about the kinds of "creatures", which me and my friends are interested in of course, that our dear old NITK library boasts off.I was surprised at the types that slowly came to light.

There are mainly 5 types of them :-

1. The "S" types:- These types are basically jobless creatures have no, I really mean NO interest in studying.They come here with their so called best friend with a book and of course loads of make up!
   They make sure that if they don't study, they don't let others around them to do so too! Twisting and turning, returning your occasional glances they unleash every skill in their repertoire to disarm your (already full)mind!Your exam results sum up what you did at the library :)
2. The "Chi-Pee" types:- I really have no words to describe them.The most irritating of the lot.They follow the universal principle "One exam one bakra!".The day before the exam, these kind are seen with a "bakra" who frantically tries to explain them each and every bit given in the notes, stuff even a ass can understand! Wonder which ones are bigger fools, the ones who act as if they are teaching or the ones who act as if they are paying attention.Guess its neither of them.Its people like me who end up sitting next to them :D
3. The "C" types :-Now meet the C types.The better half of a couple as they fondly like to call themselves.Well its good to see that the couples like to prepare together, but it ends there!Do these people need a board put on saying "This is not a lover's garden!".The book remains opened.The pages keep flying.And they keep pecking and caressing each other!Occasional eye locks(Wish there were some lip locks too!!) to occasional strokes on neck they do it all.It seems like I'm watching bollywood movie! For heaven's sake, study and let others study too!Its not that hard is it ;-)
   
4. The "G" types:-Well, one word describes them all..."Ghissu".Carrying a bag worth a donkey's load and spectacles thick enough to see the mars clearly, all they do is study study and more study.Phew! they slog, they really slog it out.Never want to go anywhere near them.The moment you greet them, they started bombarding you with topics even the teacher hasn't heard of!Literally give you nightmares!
5. The "N" types :-Well, these are me and my friends favourite types.It is because of them, that I haven't stopped going to the library.I still look forward to going there everyday :).Had it not been for them, I would've never set my toes on that site!We have so many things in common.When they study, they don't care, they just mind their own business.When we try to study, we don't care, we just mind THEIR business again!Quite sums it up right? Hope they still continue to haunt the library till eternity!

That was my list :D. I omitted two rare types to make sure my friend doesn't get cross with me.Okay bhalu?
Like this or hate this, you just cannot ignore this one!

Will come up with something even more crazier next time around...

Dedicated to ALL my frustoo friends :D

P.S. These diode like crazy names of the types have been heavily inspired by real life characters.Find out who they are and add to the fun..

Ciao!

14 things a man MUST do..

Man, this end sems killing me!! Ah! never mind, I got something new for you guys :)

Hopping from one page to another I came across this page which read "14 things a man must do".Half asleep before, that got my engines vrrooming again :)

Here's what it said :-

1. Approach and engage a pretty girl in conversation with no prompting from anyone. She might not want to talk. She might even tell you to go jerk yourself a soda. But she might not.

(Pretty girls in NIT..Are you kidding me :P
And that doesn't apply to you sweetheart !! You are in a league of your own my cutie pie..)

2. Be debt-free. Compounding interest is like a sorority girl on Ecstasy. She'll go both ways, but you get a hell of a lot more out of it when she's going your way.

(Debt free.I want to be too!
So dudes,I'll consider all my debts waived??..One last thing..does mess bill count too :) )

3. Try the sport that you ridicule most. Golfers and skateboarders wouldn't be so friggin' smug if they knew how difficult the other guy's favorite activity really is.

(Truth and dare maybe..what say :D)

4. Finish something early.

(Sorry..Not in my bus :P (Mere bus ki baat nahi hai..can't help writing these idiotic zehers :) )

5. Let someone else brag about that cool thing you did.

(Hmm..interesting..Khokha party to all those who do it..first come first serve...bring it on!!)

6. How 'bout a mercy flush?

(That reminds me of something nasty..Mr. H***A Man..aka the baap of 331(Avi I'm damn sure you this guy is :P)

7. Disagree with the person you fear most.

(That reminds of...*She who must not be named*..Dumbo..I guess you got this one.. :D..NO hard feelings :))

8. Read a novel with more than 300 pages, written before 1950, set somewhere other than the United States.

(Well, We all have done this one..Our teachers notes seem fit in this criteria very well :D)

9. Eat Brussels sprouts. To make it easier, pretend a gun is pointed at your temple and you have a choice: Take them orally or another way.

(I guess I re frame this sentence in three words..EAT MESS FOOD..lol)

10. You think you're tough? Say exactly what's on your mind when you're at your most vulnerable. We'll see how tough you are.

(Actions speak louder than words..Sorry Billi..My reflex action was way too fast to control.. :))

11. Say "Cool tat" the next time you see intricate tribal art on the small of a woman's back. She knows what you're really saying, but verbal subtleties like this can mean the difference between receiving an amused smile and waking up in the ICU wearing a diaper packed with ice.

(I'm off to the library...Wanna see the tattoo first sweetie!!)

12. Embrace the male carpe diem death cliché. You will die, friend, and dozens of bungee-jumping, skydiving, scuba diving, rock-climbing, boxing, surfing, and motocross outfits are depending on your "holy crap" realization of mortality to make a living. Why wait? Fix your roof when it's sunny.

(Go try rafting.Not very far away an mind you its WORTH it.)

13. Pursue a woman not because she's so hot but because she's so cool.

(Hmm..Well FIND one (in NIT of course) for me!! Stop grinding your teeth if you are one of those RARE NITK species living on the other side of BOK :))

14. Ask questions first. Save your bullets for later.

(Oh! I can do that in a jiffy.Why did I write this..God knows.Why are you still reading it..Well no need to trouble god, I know.You don't have any better thing to do, do you??.You lazy gooses(No personal attack this one, I mean all, sleeping beauties :P)



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